Promises

My love,
I will not tell your husband that I
kissed your wet lips yesterday.

If I tell him how sweet your lips were,
He will strangle my neck to death.
He will then break a bottle and bury
it in your throat until you run
out of breath.
I know him very well....

My love,
I will not tell your husband
How sweet your evening meal was.
I will not tell him that the part I loved
most was waking up in the morning
and licking the slippery soup that
you poured on your plate of ecstasy.

If he gets to know that I ate
your sumptuous meal,
He will jump on your belly until you miscarry our one month old child.
He will then come for my poor life.
I know him....

My love,
When you'll go for the women
conference next week,
I won't tell your husband that it's me
you'll spend your nights with.

After all,
He also loiters with harlots the
whole night and comes home
the following day.....
Was it not a packet of condom
that you found in his pocket today?

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