We choose Paulo

We shall vote for Paulo
We don't care whether he once
grabbed our land or not.
But we shall wake up in the morning
and give Paulo our votes.

If we allow Daudi to win the election,
He shall improve the economy of
our crumbling nation.
Who wants that?

We shall vote for Paulo
News has it that he urinates in the
river whose stinking water we drink.
But still,
It's him we will vote for even if on
that day we'll be sick.

If we allow Daudi to win the election,
He will cloud our village with
streetlights.
Where does he expect our thieves
To hide? eeh?

We shall therefore postpone our
morning conjunction and vote for Paulo
If his fart is the air that we'll breathe
for the rest of our lives
as a punishment,
so be it!
But we will not allow Daudi to win
the election,

If we allow Daudi to win the election,
He will give us white collar jobs.
And as a result,
crime will start to reduce.
But what will our hungry policemen
do?

We choose Paulo.

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