Tales of Mildred

Mildred has grown thick horns
on her head.
She says I should clean the house
and wash her attire while she goes
to her women empowerment meetings.

Yesterday when I ordered her to
never come to my house past
midnight,
She pointed at me with a sharp knife
and told me to not interfere with
the ways of her life.

Oh!!! Mildred...
She has turned into a crook.
She says I must wash utensils if
at all she's the one to cook.
That when the month comes to
an end,
I should give her all my salary for
her to pamper her head.

Yesterday when I quarreled her for
coming from her women
empowerment meeting while drunk,
She said she will fight for her rights by
burning my tiny penis if I'll attempt to
engage her in a fight.

As a matter of fact,
Mildred tells me to make sure I have
prepared breakfast for her before
I leave for work.
That if I don't,
She will sleep in bed while I sleep on
the cold floor.

Ever since Mildred started attending
her women empowerment meetings,
She's been attempting to take over
my roles as the head of the house.

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