My people...

my people
I've returned to you again,
please come and attend my campaign
if you promise to give me your votes,
I will give you thousands of notes.

within the first ninety days of my reign,
I'll petition God to pour down some rain.
I will also put tarmac on our roads
and take all of you abroad...

my people
I've returned to you again,
please come and attend my campaign.
if in power you'll make me remain,
I will give you bottles of champagne

within the first ninety days in office,
you will shift from your huts without notice.
I will give you gigantic castles,
where you'll live for free without tussles.

My people,
have you not seen the toilet I made?
now all of you have a place to urinate.
If this time I'll win the election in style,
I will carpet our toilet with marbled tiles.

within the first ninety days after inauguration,
no one will pay school fees for their education.
Men who'll marry shall come for their dowry.
Youths who'll be jobless will get their salary.

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