Christmas day

When I went to the village for Christmas,
I did not tell Awinja that I'm married.
I stopped my hired vehicle
And asked her "do you want to be carried?" 
I told her that her lips look nice
She gasped said "mh! those are lies" 
She said that my vehicle looks cute
Then we fucked at the back of the boot

When I went to the village for Christmas
I did not drink water from the river.
I said that my throat has an allergy
And that their water will poison my liver.
Girls looked at my huge phone with bliss
Some said "can we take a photo please?"
If they knew I'm a watchman in the city,
They would not have blushed at my greetings.

When I went to the village for Christmas,
I did not eat meals that came from the pot.
I roasted the penis of a goat
And swallowed it right on the spot...
When Christmas came to an end
I had no more money to spend
I drove back to the city instead
And return the car back to my friend.

When I went to the city for Christmas
I was the man of the hour

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