Thigh degree

{lecturer} You have failed your exams again,
You deserve some strokes of cain.
I'm sorry but your name won't appear,
In our list of graduation next year.

{Student} Don't do this to me I beg,
My dad will be mad if he hears.
He will boil me in water like an egg.
Please make me pass, I'm in fears!

{Lecturer} But you're a joker by the look of my register,
You've always been absent in my classes.
I saw you just once last semester,
I can not make you pass, I'm choice less.

{Student} I beg you to let me pass,
I will pay you back with my thighs.
You can touch my buttocks if you want,
I will not have an underwear tonight.

{Lecturer} Don't you worry about exams,
you shall pass with flying colours.
You'll even graduate without qualms,
With a classic first class honours!

{Student} Oh give me a kiss in the lips,
Bury my breast in your palm...
Your penis is tiny oh please!!
Has it erected or you've just kept calm?

{Lecturer} Don't you, be weary of length,
Just wait for tonight's experience.
We are in the office and I'm holding my breath,
You're lucky I'm a man of influence.

{Student} Just give me a call when you're ready,
The inside of my dungeon is on fire.
But first please pamper my grading,
I'll be anxiously waiting to be wired.

{Student} Bye sweetheart,  you're so lovely

{Lecturer} Bye baby, see you shortly

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