Night runners of Migori

My people!
Let's hide on our rooftops tonight,
And wait for the night runners of Migori.
We shall stub their buttocks with a knives,
Until when they'll fart and say "sorry."

Last night as I made love to my sweetheart,
They were busy urinating on my door.
In the morning my sweetheart was bitter,
She left and switched off her phone.

My people,
Let's sit on the rooftops of our huts,
And wait for the night runners to appear.
When they come we should grab their pants,
And pierce their scrotum with spears.

Last night they threw stones at my hut,
But when I came out they ran away chanting
When I got back to the hut I was hurt,
My sweetheart had put on her panty.

My people!!!!
Let's wait from our rooftops tonight
For those night runners to come....

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