To the man who eloped with my daughter

I am still waiting for the man
Who stole my daughter last night,
I will sit on my grass thatched roof
Even if I'm endangering my life.
If I catch that man tonight
I will slice his scrotums with my knife,
I will then call my wife
And order her to boil them for the cats.

I am still waiting for the man
Who eloped with my daughter last night.
If he comes I will hit him with a bottle
And bury my ankle on his chest
If my daughter tries to rebel
I will tell her "shut up you are next"
Even if I will go to jail,
That man will never erect!

I am eagerly waiting for the man
Who ran with my daughter last night!
Even if he lives in a mansion
I will make him respect my hut.
I will drag him to my sugarcane plantation
And kick him until he farts
And if he's made my daughter pregnant....
I will squeeze hungry termites in his pant.

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