A blind date with Awino

She was twinkling like a star on Facebook,
Her face was as brown as my palm.
But when we met ~ I gave her a strange look!
My eyebrows refused to be calm.

Awino's face had wrinkles,
Her teeth had also rotten.
Her knuckles were darker than charcoal,
Her stomach had suddenly fatten.

Her eyes were striking on twitter,
Her voice was mellow on phone,
When we met ~ I thought she'd glitter,
But all my excitement was gone.

Awino was my father's age,
She had gray hair on her head.
I thought she owned the cleavage,
In the last picture she had sent...

Her buttocks on Instagram were big,
The beautiful hair she had ~ was a wig.
When we met I thought she was a diva...
But I will never judge a book by its cover!

Awino's buttocks were thin,
They resembled the size of my fist.
She asked me "can I be your queen?"
I withered, I was pissed

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