Forget About Njoki Chege's Hate On PHAT Women. Check Out This 7 Reasons Why They Are Simply Amazing In Bed!

 The internet has been blowing up since Nation columnist Njoki Chege published an article blasting the so called Plus Size Women. At some point I really agree agree with her opinion that they should probably hit the gym and loose some calories. However on the other hand I think they should really keep curvy simply because they can be really good in Bed for these 10 reasons.

 1. Titties!

Who doesn't love spongy twins?

2. It's a Sign of Prosperity
Cant you see the likes of +Vera Sidika balling like really bosses?

3. New Furniture!

High chances are you couch is already broken after gaming and this is the perfect chance for a replacement more so if you been having it for the past damn 20 years.

4. They Let You Try Weird Stuff

I just dont have to explain this. If you have never tried one then you better.

5. She's Always Game to Order Pizza After

They just dont care about cuddling after getting it, all they need is protein replenishment and Dial a Delivery works perfect for them.

6. She Can Pound 'Em Back Like a Bro

Skinny b*tches tend to get intoxicated very easily and end up passing out even when on the act unlike plus size women who really stand the heat even when intoxicated.

7. Fewer Bruises

Getting down with a plus size women is like getting it with a foam pit except fleshier and with a wet spot that isn't just the area where some kid peed himself.