A poem from my Penis

I am tired of your terrible custom,
You sleep with every girl you get.
If tonight you'll not buy a condom,
I will shrink and never erect...

You always request me to stand,
When a woman opens her legs.
After using me ~ you tack me in your pant,
That stinks like rotten eggs.

I hate you for making me horny,
Coz you've used me to get girls pregnant.
This time I'll make you Holly,
When you beg me to stand I'll be stagnant!

If you wish you can swallow viagra,
Like you did when you waited for Sandra. 
But if your girl fails to come like she did.
You'll end up masturbating with greed.

Sometimes you just look like a pig,
Coz I'm big, you think you're a warrior.
But the prostitute you took me to dig,
Decided to leave me gonorrhoea.

I am tired of your terrible custom,
You sleep with every girl you get.
If tonight you'll not buy a condom,
I will shrink and never erect...