Study Says Women Have Stronger Orgasms If Their Partner Is Funny And Rich

Want to keep your girlfriend
happy in the bedroom? It may be less to do
with technique and more to do with how
much your family earns. That's the findings
from a recent study that looked at whether
orgasm intensity, frequency and sexual
satisfaction are determined by a woman's
choice of partner. The study discovered that
frequency was related to intensity, which in
turn was stronger when the partner was
funny, self-confident and their family were
high earners. The study was carried out by
psychologist George Gallup and his
colleagues at the University at Albany. They
surveyed heterosexual female college students
in relationships about how often they
experienced orgasm during sex. 'Their
partner's sense of humour not only predicted
his self-confidence and family income, but it
also predicted women's propensity to initiate
sex, how often they had sex, and it enhanced
their orgasm frequency in comparison with
other partner,' added the researchers. Sexual
satisfaction was also related to how
physically attracted women were to their
partner, as well as the breadth of his
shoulders.
So let me get this straight. Chicks are more
likely to cum if they have sex with a dude
who's funny, rich, confident, has broad
shoulders, and other women want to fuck
him? Well ya don't say. What about if he has
a 8 inch hammer that curves upwards and
hits the g spot and vibrates a million miles a
minute too? I mean Christ almighty. This
article is basically describing Ryan Gosling.
Its like Christian Grey came to life. Those
guys could just look at a chick and turn her
into an open fire hydrant.
Just goes to show how ridiculous chicks are
and how impossible it is to get them off. You
could be a fat, poor dude who can't tell jokes
and if you went down on a chick for like 4
hours doing the Tongue Tornado from the Sex
Bible in American Pie 1, you still wouldn't
ever see that O Face. You could have the
Magic Stick and push all the right buttons
and she'd still probably be like "Ugh, he
works in operations and he's only 5'11″ and
just lay there with zero intention of ever
cumming. Well, its your own fault, ladies. If
the criteria to get you bitches off is
handsome, funny, rich and other women want
him, then you dont get to complain when all
the average guys can't figure out the Rubik's
Cube puzzle that is your pussy. The deck is
stacked against us. Sex with you bitches is
rigged. Scripted. And unless we're the
Hollywood A+ stud, that script has a pretty
disappointing ending.