My great grandpa in the city! Lol

I now understand why ancient people in our village were laid to rest at an old age of 90++. They had a lot of value for health. That was before the "revolutionalists" invaded our country and changed our ancient innocent peaceful lifestyle.

During my ansestors' era, my great grandfather who is still alive up to date, told me that people ate green vages and white meat. Things like cooking oil never existed. He even takes tea without sugar. So last time when he came to visit me in the city, he told me how sad he feels when he saw Paulo my cousin eating many slices bread. He really shook his head and smiled to himself. Hahaha The problem was not the eating part. Noooo... the problem is that the layer of blueband, peanut and germ that Paulo applies before eating a single slice of bread, is twice the slice of bread itself. Anyway. Back to great grandpa!

He loves taking a walk in the forest. But in the city there is none. So I gave him a ride to the game park... we saw lions and enjoyed. He then saw a very young girl of about 12. Actually, she was my neighbor's child. But because she had a lot of meat in her body, one would think she is 22++. Her name is Tracy. She called my name then winked at me and waved. Alas!!! My grandpa shook his head. But before he could say a word. I told him "yeah papa... that's how people say hi in the city." He wondered why such a small girl had such an elephant body and a bald head... he whistled a sad tune. He was actually sad. But not until when my girlfriend paid us a short surprise visit at the park.

She had a summarized mini-skirt, a belly-buttoned blouse that showed off the ring on her navel. She had more rings on her tongue-nose-eyebrows and even the lower lip....  and oh!! She had applied Kohl and lipstick as usual. She came and hugged me for 12 seconds. Any my grandpa was amazed at how she was squeezing her chest cavity into mine. She then kissed my cheek thus leaving her red lip stick mark. On her way out, she was stripped naked by some rowdy street boys. What I was told by grandpa after the drama we saw, is a story of another day.

But the day he was going back to the village... he told me that he knows why diseases cancer, heart attacks etc. Are holding conferences in different parts of our bodies... its because of the things we eat. He was a bit sick because of the change of weather in the city. But when I asked why he couldn't go to the hospital. He said "I will boil the natural herbs when I gets to the village" oh! He also asked if he could get me a good girl that looked like a human being from the village.