I got a new friend request from a lady whose profile picture instantly quenched the thirst my eyes had. She had a spotless spangling face, a sparkling skin, a summarized waist... and a delta on her chest cavity that silently spoke to my itchy fingers. Her name was Queen Goddess! She actually poked me... I poked her back... she liked my photo... I liked hers too. I then commented on her status update... she inboxed me. That is where problems began.
One day we planned for a date. But unfortunately, that very day, my girlfriend wanted us to go out on a date for the first time in a very long time. So I had to lie to my her that I had a business meeting. Though she was unhappy, she had no otherwise. I left our house and went to a very expensive hotel... then sent an inbox to my facebook lover. I told her to come over to where I was. It was the only table with a rose flower... she assured me that she'll be there in the next ten minutes.
Ten minutes later, my girlfriend appeared. I literally hid my head under the table. She came straight to the very table and took a seat.... I hurriedly sent an inbox to my facebook love telling her not to enter the hotel till I prompt her to. She replied saying she is inside already... at that point, my armpits were sweating profusely. my girlfriend then tapped my back. I pretended that I was tying my shoe lase. She said she has a surprise for me. I asked her "what suprise?" She said "check it up on facebook" then she left the hotel. At least I was relieved. I prompted my facebook love to now come in via inbox since my mad girlfriend had left. But a closer look at her her new profile picture. I realized that the facebook love I was to meet, was actually my girlfriend. She wrote on my wall and said "enjoy your business meeting."... my eyes sagged. I burried my head in my two hands.
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