In the years prior to the election, lay the groundwork.
2. Make sure your party repeatedly refuses to accept its candidates' losses.
3. Have a shady billionaire try to elect friendly secretaries of state – the officials who oversee elections in their states.
5. Nominate a career politician who has accomplished virtually nothing after five decades in government.
6. Nominate a candidate who knowingly and willingly hung out with racists and even eulogized a former KKK leader while your party claims to be "woke."
7. Nominate an out-of-touch candidate who advises parents to play a record player for their kids at night.
8. Nominate a candidate who tells stories from way back in the day about colorful characters, like Corn Pop, and who uses hip terms, like 'malarkey.'
10. Have allies in social media censor and "fact check" your opponent and his supporters.
11. Make sure that your candidate has relatively few people watching his social media events.
12. Organize the worst national convention (by a major party) in history.
13. Make sure your candidate spends most of his time in his basement and attends few events.
14. Organize the most boring campaign events imaginable in empty fields, back yards, and parking lots.
15. Make sure your candidate's events are sparsely attended.
16. When your candidate speaks at events, make sure that he does not know where he is or even what office he is running for.
17. Make sure your candidate is combative with average voters.
18. Make sure your candidate avoids as many serious journalists as possible.
19. Make sure your candidate who will not answer key questions.
20. Make sure your candidate uses a teleprompter for softball interviews.
21. Allow billionaires to determine which county election offices receive additional funding.
24. Have suitcases filled with mysterious ballots hidden away, then bring them out and count them after the observers leave.
25. Make sure your candidate's vote totals spike – with few votes going to your opponent — while no one is observing the vote counting.
In the wake of the election, do the following.
26. Have officials in a key county refuse to comply with a subpoena seeking information about the election.
27. Have party officeholders go to court to try to suppress an audit of controversial voting machines.
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Richard McCarty is Director of Research at Americans for Limited Government Foundation.
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