True love

To Akello,
True love is when a man spends cash to fry the hair that has remained
On her big bald head.

If you feel afraid of spending on Akello's classy head,
Then don't marry her!
If you marry her,
You'll be denied your conjugal rights in your own matrimonial bed.

To Akello,
True love has nothing to do with trust,
Akello is a passionate lover of things that don't last.
If you visit her without pizza for a snack
She will silently whisper "what tha fuck!"
But as long as your pocket money
She will call you names like "my honey...."

If you won't buy snacks for Akello,
Then don't marry her!
If you marry her,
She won't shelter you where her thighs meet.
Until you buy her some pizza to eat.

To Akello,
Love is not a one man affair,
You will notice the thirst in her stare If you look "well hang" down there,
Do you still want to marry Akello?
Do you? 

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