We shall not make love today!

Awinja lied to me
when she said today she's coming,
She made me swallow viagra
and now my thing is standing.
I even borrowed a bed
from the carpenter next to our building.
But now her phone is off!
I swear Awinja is a wolf.

I tried calling Catherine...
But she said she's out of town.
I've tried talking to Christine...
But she says her aunt is around.
Now I will buy some vaseline
And friction my thing till dawn.
If you meet Awinja in town,
Tell her we are totally done!

She is the reason for the hole in my underwear.
She is the reason for the vaseline in my palm.
A few hours ago she said she's on her way,
But now I believe we shall not make love today.

Awinja.... ptho!