I will never sleep with Wanjiku again

When Wanjiku said she's coming to spend a night with me,
I hurriedly rushed to the kitchen and prepared her favourite meal.
I chewed a stick of 'Mukombero' as I waited for her to arrive,
Coz I obviously knew by midnight, I will dive in the middle of her thighs.

My heart started hammering my chest,
My eyes started seeing Wanjiku's rippen breats.
My thing started erecting and hardening with unrest,
My dry spell hungered for the thing, that hides beneath her waist.

When wanjiku finally came to spend a night in my bed,
We watched a romantic movie as she ate her favorite meal,
Her smile boiled my scrotums as her thighs itched my head,
I had sworn to dig her like a grave until she sleeps like the dead.

I leaked my leaps when she removed her dress,
I chewed my finger when she switched off the lights.
I removed my pant and squeezed her breast to my chest,

Then she held my hand tight....
I panicked!
She said my timing was wrong....
I panicked!
She removed my hand from her thong.
I panicked!
Then she said was on her periods...

I wept.
Then we slept!